It’s fairly common knowledge at my workplace that I do not drink after last year’s office Christmas party where everyone except Sean and I (and the driver) got schmammered. Yowzahs.
I refrained from consuming them for obvious reasons, even though I love chocolate. That afternoon, one of my coworkers came up to my desk and said the following:
I know you like chocolate [yes I have a reputation as the office glutton], but I wanted you to know that those chocolates in there have actual bourbon in them. So, you may not want to eat them. Also, since you don’t drink, you’re probably a light-weight, and we don’t want to drunken you up at work.
I’m glad they’re all looking out for me. 😀 Ha ha ha.