Remember when you graduated and everyone asked you what you were going to do afterwards? And you were like
It’s weird to think that I actually do this, right? Well, I’ve got some job news coming for you tomorrow. Maybe I’m starting my own company “The Carolyn Corporation” where we manufacture Carolynisms.
Maybe I’m forgoing the traditional notion of jobliness to experiment with unemployment or even homelessness (did anyone watch Modern Family last night? “Home Challenged”).
Ok, you probably already know what’s happening here. So, come back tomorrow for the deets, yo.